{"id":25394,"date":"2017-08-22T12:04:09","date_gmt":"2017-08-22T11:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/?p=25394"},"modified":"2017-08-22T12:04:09","modified_gmt":"2017-08-22T11:04:09","slug":"i-hate-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/i-hate-trees\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hate Trees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate trees. Most of my river swims have been a result of a close encounter with a tree strung across the river.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"25395\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/i-hate-trees\/screen-shot-2017-08-22-at-12-02-24\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24.png\" data-orig-size=\"784,417\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"I Hate Trees\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24.png\" src=\"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24.png\" alt=\"I Hate Trees\" width=\"784\" height=\"417\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-25395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24.png 784w, https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24-300x160.png 300w, https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24-768x408.png 768w, https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-22-at-12.02.24-676x360.png 676w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 784px) 100vw, 784px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.unsponsored.co.uk\/press\/unsponsored-2013-qa-series-sam-ellis\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sam Ellis<\/a> hooked up with a tree a couple of days back on the Lower Vent.  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